Ramblin' Rose

Looking For That Dog

by: Rose Lesniak
posted: April 09, 2020

Stay home.
No stress. Master class.
Think good thoughts.
Hang with a dog.
Talk to a dog.
No acid foods.
ProOmega Vitamin D B Boswellia complex
Vitamin C.
Immune boost 5 times a day
only water. Water in glass.
Cut down smoking.
Touch dog a lot.
Better to be hot than cold.
Spit it out.
A little pot.
Remember chi grounding and practice positions.
Walk. Train outside.
Watch uplifting movies.
Talk to people you love.
Only eat what’s growing
fresh in south Florida.
No sugar, no garbage,
no carbs,
no dairy,
nothing processed.
No anger at all.
Clean, clean, clean, throw away.
Imagine I’m f*cking you.
Need to have more fun.
Starting tomorrow
looking for
That dog.

Why Are We So F*cked Up?

For CK

by: Rose Lesniak
posted: April 09, 2020

You let her out.
She goes in the yard.
Oh you have a big yard!
Oh so big.
Que rico!
Dog goes out,
eats whatever shit he wants.
Dog barks when something new
comes close ...
(Cause that’s the
job I have...master.)
The cows and pigs are key out to graze.
They hit the ground and eat.
There’s nothing much more to do.
Then we kill them.
And this is how we’re raised and trained our loved ones?
To learn to graze...?
How wonderful our lives would be
venturing in the world
with
our best friend...our animal...
Not knowing exactly what’s going to happen.
Next.
“But it is
so happening,”
She says to me.
(My job is now to be with you)
Before they kill us ...(with the edibles they’ve determined we can eat.)
Only...only...only...we eat...we eat we eat...chickens and cows....
We don’t eat Dogs.
Because humans are hungry, they...

Circle Circles

by: Rose Lesniak
posted: April 09, 2020

I turned them into animals
because I finally had the chance.
And we were all happy and drunk.
You disgusting pigs.
And they all come back again
the dogs and men.
They all came back.
And we go on.
And I change you to a dog
to understand you.
I’m such a fool for you.
And we love each other then.
You needed to learn a lesson.
Were not your f*cking slaves.
The next century we came to be brave.
And now
you are the slaves.
Slowly it will end
this way.

For All of the Dogs I’ve Had the Pleasure of Meeting

by: Rose Lesniak
posted: April 09, 2020

Pete taught me the importance of driving a nice car.
Chas’s taught me... that what you believe was already created to believe.
Chucky showed me that sex could be fun.
Billy showed me that good looking nice men
can be evil.
Ulin taught me the body was one form and can become another.
Bob taught me that my opposite is the one for me.
Donald reminded me that creation of a child
is the same as creation of anything.
Joey taught me to be strong ...does not mean that
you are The strongest.
See the sweet stink of a decaying soul.
I can feel it ...Master Rubio,
Master Chen helped me see...
Never move force with force.
Robin showed me
you can die when you want to.
Todd taught me men can be very sexy just standing...

Another Horrible On-Call Case

So Change Your Life

by: Rose Lesniak
posted: April 09, 2020

Child put in microwave.
Home late. Ok to cry.
Martha comes up to me and says,
"You love learning to communicate with dogs.
People love you.
You live what Graham taught us.
Why don't you study and go back to school?"
She led me into the front room where the computer sat at 9157 property.
I googled dog training schools.
I called a couple places.
Put tuition on my credit card
and studied all I could get my hands on for a year.
Keep on learning...
Petco hired me as soon as their North Miami store opened. Lena was my second mentor.
Worked two jobs. Training and investigating for 5 more years.
Then I woke up one day
and said, "Sarg, I'm leaving to start my own business."
And I did. Thank you Martha. Always my side.
Always...

Rose Lesniak Featured in Jan 2020 Edition of The Pet Professional's Publication BARKS!

The Greatest Reward is Success

by: Rose Lesniak
posted: January 13, 2020
Dog Trainer Expert Rose Lesniak: Dog Training in Miami Florida

In PPG's ongoing series of member profiles, this month BARKS features Rose Lesniak of Rose Lesniak Dog Trainer, LLC in Miami, Florida.

"In her first career, Rose Lesniak was a performance poet working in New York City.

She then moved to Florida where she worked at the Miami Beach Police Department in the Special Victims Squad.

As part of a team there she assessed and investigated the abuse and neglect of children.

Q: Can you tell us a bit more about yourself, how you first got into animal behavior and training and what you are doing now?

A: At the time, I was working in the...

This is For You, Joey

by: Rose Lesniak
posted: June 22, 2019

Certain eyes and flashes of the past make me cry 
And I give out a huge ”aaahhhhhhhhh!" 
Today is such a day.

The sail opens 
and the world is free to me. 

As you watch from the air 
where you float... 
Still heavy to leave... 
our last goodbye. 

You’re stuck there Joe. 
And so am I. 

I love you Boy 
As I hold you in my arms 
and let you go. 

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